最真摯的英文表白情書
Dear Wang little sister: (親愛的王小姐) From see you one eye, I shit love you. (自從看到你的第一眼，我就愛上你) Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. (你的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，你的眼睛眨阿眨，我就死去活來) Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock feelings. (也許你不記得我,沒有關係，當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情) I think I should introduce myself to you. (我想應該介紹一下自己)
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 【我叫李大偉,今年25(今天是today,今晚是tonight，那麼今年就是toyear吧，至於偉，就翻成great吧!) My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. (我家有四口人，爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。) I am a good man, in a big company work. (我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。) I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. (我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你)【做早操叫做do early fuck?真讓人昏死了】。 Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life. (請嫁給我吧，,否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生)。【實在想不起“嫁”字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁我不就是和我吃住在一起?至於“廟”字，也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟!】 Like your people(喜歡你的人)
