諷刺人的英語句子，看老外是如何諷刺人的
1、Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.
他肯定是趁著救生員不備，跳進基因池。
2、A room temperature IQ.
IQ和室溫一樣高。
3、During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
進化時，他的祖先肯定是當權者。
4、He has two brains; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
他有兩個大腦，一個丟了，另一個去找了。
5、If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
如果他再笨點，就要一周給他澆兩次水了（把他當作植物看待）
6、Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he just gargled.
別人暢飲智慧之泉，他只是拿來漱口。
7、It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
他要花一個半小時來觀察一小時。
8、He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achievethem.
他給自己設定的標準很低，但每次還是達不到。
9、If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
如果你用一分錢買他的想法，你還能拿到找零的。（change在這裡是零錢的意思）
