搞笑生日祝福語
1、請把手機交給你愛的人來看:願太陽與月亮增添你的成熟與嫵媚,願我們的祝福是你快樂的源泉……
2、獸星:豬你生日非常狠地快樂,祝賀你又長了一年的皺紋了啦……離滿臉褶子又近了一步啦……
3、世態炎涼時年醜啊!能活到這年頭很不容易啊!誰不是這樣死皮賴臉活下去?千萬不要有啥想法,活下去吧!祝你生日快樂!
4、年年歲歲花相似,歲歲年年人不同。醒來驚覺不是夢,眉間皺紋又一重。在你生日的這一天,只希望你快樂!
5、當我把神燈擦三下後,燈神問我想許什麼願?我說:我想你幫我保佑一個正在看短信的人,
6、今天是你的生日,為了表示祝賀,所有女廁和女浴室均免費向您開放,歡迎光臨!豬,你快快長!豬,你早日出欄!豬,你生日快樂!
7、又是一個美好的開始,願我虔誠的祝福,帶給你成功的一年,祝你生日快樂!在你生日來臨之即,祝事業正當午,身體壯如虎,金錢不勝數,幹活不辛苦,悠閒像老鼠,浪漫似樂譜,快樂莫你屬。
8、今天是你丫生日,你應該感首先謝國家讓你生活安定,再感謝你爸媽給你生命,還要感謝老婆讓你生活上進,最重要的是感謝我這個朋友給你發來了一毛錢的生日祝福短信!
9、生日快樂!我要送你一份%純情奶糖:成份=真心+思念+快樂,有效期=一生,營養=溫馨+幸福+感動。
10、壽星佬,我祝你所有的希望都能如願,所有的夢想都能實現,所有的等候都能出現,所有的付出都能兌現在你生日來臨之即,祝你百事可樂,萬事芬達,天天哇哈哈,月月樂百事,年年高樂高,心情似雪碧,永遠都醒目。
11、大海啊全他媽是水,蜘蛛啊全他媽是腿,辣椒啊真他媽辣嘴,認識你啊真他媽不後悔。祝生日快樂,天天開懷合不攏嘴悠悠的雲裡有淡淡的詩,淡淡的詩裡有綿綿的喜悅,綿綿的喜悅裡有我輕輕的祝福,生日快樂!
12、這一刻,有我最深的思念。讓雲捎去滿心的祝福,點綴你甜蜜的夢,願你度過一個溫馨浪漫的生日!知道你快過生日了,
13、喂!老友,今天是你的大生日!在這個時刻,我要送給你千萬個囑咐與問候,這是最值錢的“寒酸”!
14、難忘是你我純潔的友情!可貴是永遠不變的真情!高興是能認識你!獻上我最愛的康乃馨,()祝你生日快樂酒越久越醇,朋友相交越久越真;水越流越清,世間滄桑越流越淡。祝生日快樂,時時好心情。
15、送你一杯我精心特調的果汁,裡面包含100cc的心想事成,200cc的天天開心,300cc的活力十足,祝生日快樂有句話一直沒敢對你說,可是你生日的時候再不說就沒機會了:你真地好討厭……討人喜歡,百看不厭。
16、你餓了麼?——我是麵包!你冷了麼?——我是蒙古包!你生氣了麼?——我是沙包!生日快樂!
17、壽星佬,
18、你好可憐哦,今天明明是你的生日卻還要上班,但是沒關係,因為你收到了我的祝福,相信你今天過得會很開心!在你的生日到來之際,誠摯地獻上我的三個祝願:一願你身體健康;二願你幸福快樂;三願你萬事如意。
19、你是哈蜜我是瓜,生日你不笨瓜瓜,看了短信笑哈哈,不愧是個哈蜜瓜!祝你:看了短信笑哈哈,生日快樂!
搞笑結婚祝福語
1、願快樂的歌聲永遠伴你們同行,願你們婚後的生活洋溢著喜悅與歡快,永浴於無窮的快樂年華。
2、辛勞了半輩子,貢獻了幾十年,在這春曖花開的日子,恭賀您再婚之喜,正所謂“夕無限好,萱草晚來香”!
3、一紙老虎,一米老鼠,點花燭,一起住;一個成了丈夫,一個未來當母,嚕嚕嚕,真幸福!祝小倆口結婚快樂乎!
4、馬局長指著我說:“大俞,你們是宣傳科的,讚美的詞語多,你們開個頭,給阿良的結婚賀詞寫漂亮點。”
5、放婚假,喝喜酒,入洞房,人生三大喜,親愛的朋友,在你新婚的日子,讓我誠摯地祝你新婚快樂!
6、千禧年結千年緣,百年身伴百年眠。天生才子佳人配,只羨鴛鴦不羨仙。
7、同事阿良上個月五號結婚,婚禮在市“鴛鴦酒樓”舉行。婚禮這天,我、大偉和老胡,我們三人下了班便趕往“鴛鴦酒樓”。到了阿良面前,我們把紅包遞了,
8、拜天地從此受盡老婆氣,二拜高堂我睡地板她睡床,夫妻對拜為她辛苦為她忙,唉,我是綿羊她是狼。
9、願愛洋溢在你甜蜜的生活中,讓以後的每一個日子,都像今日這般輝煌喜悅!
10、寫完賀詞,我把筆遞到馬局長手上,笑著說,“局長,我們都寫了,看您的了。”
11、“那是當然了,這麼重要的‘歷史事件’,自然要記錄下來嘛。”大偉的背後突然有人插話進來。我們轉身一看,原來是單位的馬局長到了。
12、十年修得同船渡,百年修得共枕眠。於茫茫人海中找到他/她,分明是千年前的一段緣;無數個偶然堆積而成的必然,()怎能不是三生石上精心鐫刻的結果呢?用真心呵護這份緣吧,真愛的你們。
13、“馬局長,您也來了呀。”我們一起向他打招呼。
14、他是詞,你是譜,你倆就是一首和諧的歌。天作之合,鸞鳳和鳴。
15、大偉看了,開玩笑地說:“我們嘴上說著祝福你的話嫌不夠,還要在本子上寫下來?”
16、願你倆恩恩愛愛,意篤情深,此生愛情永恆,愛心與日俱增!
17、托清風捎去衷心的祝福,讓流雲奉上真摯的情意;今夕何夕,空氣裡都充滿了醉人的甜蜜。謹祝我最親愛的朋友,從今後,愛河永浴!
18、我推脫著:“這結婚賀詞的留言,還是局長您先來。”
19、“局長的賀詞一定‘不同凡響’,站得高度跟我們肯定不一樣。”老胡、大偉奉承地說,一邊伸過頭,想看看他寫些什麼。
20、兩餃子結婚了,送走了客人後新郎回到臥室,竟發現床上躺著一個肉丸子!新郎大驚,忙問新娘在那裡?肉丸子害羞地說:"討厭,人家脫了衣服你就不認識了"!
21、馬局長接過我遞過去的筆,看了一眼我們三人寫的賀詞,提起筆就寫。我們湊過來,朝留言本上看去,只見上面寫著經典的領導結婚賀詞:“同意他們的意見,請抓緊落實。馬大海”。
22、這時老胡在一旁有些等急了似的說:“這有什麼,不就是把嘴上說的話在本子上寫出來嘛,我先寫第一句。”老胡說著,提筆就在留言本上寫下“早生貴子”四個字。大偉接過筆,在上面寫下“白頭偕老”四個字。見老胡和大偉都提筆寫了,我拿過筆,寫下“舉案齊眉”四個字,邊寫邊說:“我希望阿良夫妻二人今後生活相敬如賓,恩愛有加。”
英語賀卡祝福語
1、It seems that Christmas time is here once again,and it is time again to bring in the New Year. We wish the merriest of Christmas to you and your loved ones,and we wish you happiness and prosperity in the year ahead.
又該迎接新的一年了。我們向你及你的親人們致以最美好的祝福,願你在新的一年裡事業興旺,幸福美滿!
2、I look forward to your class after the new year.
我期待著新年過後,再上您的課。
3、In the season of joy I present my sincere wishes and kind thoughts.May the kind of New Year outshine all the rest.
在這歡樂的時節給你我最真的祝福和親切的思念,願你今年的新年比往年更璀璨。
4、Peace and love for you at New Year from all your students.
祝老師新年充滿平安和愛。
5、At New Year and always, may peace and love fill your heart,beauty fill your world,and contentment and joy fill your days.
新年的祝福,平日的希冀,願你心境祥和、充滿愛意,願你的世界全是美滿,願你一切稱心如意,快樂無比。
6、Take good care of yourself in the year ahead.
請多保重!
7、May the joy of New Year be with you throughout the year.
願新年的快樂一年四季常在。
8、On this special day I send you New Year's greetings and hope that some day soon we shall be together.
在這特殊的日子,向你致以新年的祝福,希望不久我們能相聚在一起。
9、May many fortunes find their way to you!
祝財運亨通!
10、Happy new year!
新年快樂!
11、New Year time is here. I hope you have a wonderful New Year.May every day hold happy hours for you.
新年來臨,祝新年快樂,願你時時刻刻幸福歡樂!
12、New Year comes but once a year. But when it comes it brings good cheer.
新年一年只有一次,但每次來臨都帶來喜悅。
13、Live long and proper!
多福多壽!
14、May the New Year be a time of laughter and real enjoyment for you.Best wishes.
願新年不僅是你歡笑的時刻,更是你歡喜的日子。祝福你。
15、A New Year greeting to cheer you from your daughters.
願女兒的新年祝福帶給你快樂。
16、Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.
祝節日幸福如意。
17、I want to wish you longevity and health!
願你健康長壽!
18、Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year.
衷心祝福來年快樂、幸運!
19、May your New Year be filled with special moment,warmth,peace and happiness,the joy of covered ones near, and wishing you all the joys of Christmas and a year of happiness.
願你的新年充滿溫馨,祥和,與親人團聚的快樂,祝樂陶陶,新年樂無限。
20、Warm hearted wishes for a happy New Year filled with all your favorite things.
傳統佳節之際,獻上殷殷祝福,祝新年萬事如意!
21、Wishing you peace,joy and happiness through the coming year.
在新年來臨之際,祝福你平安、快樂、幸福!
22、May the New Year bring many good things and rich blessings to you and all those you love!
願新年帶給你和你所愛的人許多美好的事物和無盡的祝福!
23、May the bright and festive glow of New Year candle warm the days all the year through.Hoping you will have a wonderful time enjoying New Year that is happy in every way.
願明亮喜慶的新年燭光溫暖一年中的每個日日夜夜,祝你歡歡喜喜度新年!
24、Best wishes for the year to come!
恭賀新禧!
25、Hope you enjoy the happiness of New Year and all the trimmings.
祝你享盡新年佳節的快樂和新年的禮品。
26、May the beauty and joy of New Year remain with you throughout the new year!
願新春美景與歡樂常伴隨你新年新年!
27、Hope all your New Year dreams come true!
願你所有的新年想都成真!
28、May you come into a good fortune!
恭喜發財!
29、I would like to wish you a joyous new year and express my hope for your happiness and good future.
祝新年快樂,並願你幸福吉祥,前程似錦。
30、Warm greetings and best wishes for the New Year!
致以熱烈的祝賀和良好的祝福,新年快樂。
31、New Year should be a time of banked-up fines, the scent of flowers and wine, good talk, good memories and loyalties renewed. But if all else is lacking-love will do.
新年是這樣美好的時光:爐火熊熊,花兒芬芳,醇酒飄香,殷殷祝福,美好回憶,恩愛日新。即便沒有一切,只要有愛便足矣。
32、Much joy to you in the up coming year. May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at New Year and stay with you all the year through.
讓溫馨的祝願、幸福的思念和友好的祝福,在新年來到你身邊,伴你左右。
33、Wishing you many future successes.
祝你今後獲得更大成就。
34、May you have the best New Year ever.
願你度過最美好的新年!
35、Thank you for not as signing homework this holiday season.
感謝您沒有留假期作業。
36、A cheery New Year hold lots of happiness for you!
給你特別的祝福,願新年帶給你無邊的幸福、如意。
37、Wishing you a sparkling New Year and bright happy New Year!May the season bring much pleasure to you.
願你的新年光彩奪目,願你的新年燦爛輝煌!佳節快樂!
38、Rich blessings for health and longevity is my special wish for you in the coming year.
祝你在新的一年裡身體健康,多福多壽。
39、New Year's greetings and best wishes!
致新年賀忱與最美好的祝福!
40、May the glow of New Year candle fill your heart with peace and pleasure and make your New Year bright.Have a love filled New Year!
願新年的燭光帶給你祥和與喜悅,祝你新年充滿愛。
41、I wish you a happy New Year.All affection and best wishes to you and yours.
以我所有的愛心與真誠祝你及全家聖誕快樂。
42、Good luck in the year ahead!
祝吉星高照!
43、Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful New Year season.
願你擁有新年所有美好的祝福。
44、Wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas.
祝福您及全家聖誕快樂。
13、“馬局長,您也來了呀。”我們一起向他打招呼。
14、他是詞,你是譜,你倆就是一首和諧的歌。天作之合,鸞鳳和鳴。
15、大偉看了,開玩笑地說:“我們嘴上說著祝福你的話嫌不夠,還要在本子上寫下來?”
16、願你倆恩恩愛愛,意篤情深,此生愛情永恆,愛心與日俱增!
17、托清風捎去衷心的祝福,讓流雲奉上真摯的情意;今夕何夕,空氣裡都充滿了醉人的甜蜜。謹祝我最親愛的朋友,從今後,愛河永浴!
18、我推脫著:“這結婚賀詞的留言,還是局長您先來。”
19、“局長的賀詞一定‘不同凡響’,站得高度跟我們肯定不一樣。”老胡、大偉奉承地說,一邊伸過頭,想看看他寫些什麼。
20、兩餃子結婚了,送走了客人後新郎回到臥室,竟發現床上躺著一個肉丸子!新郎大驚,忙問新娘在那裡?肉丸子害羞地說:"討厭,人家脫了衣服你就不認識了"!
21、馬局長接過我遞過去的筆,看了一眼我們三人寫的賀詞,提起筆就寫。我們湊過來,朝留言本上看去,只見上面寫著經典的領導結婚賀詞:“同意他們的意見,請抓緊落實。馬大海”。
22、這時老胡在一旁有些等急了似的說:“這有什麼,不就是把嘴上說的話在本子上寫出來嘛,我先寫第一句。”老胡說著,提筆就在留言本上寫下“早生貴子”四個字。大偉接過筆,在上面寫下“白頭偕老”四個字。見老胡和大偉都提筆寫了,我拿過筆,寫下“舉案齊眉”四個字,邊寫邊說:“我希望阿良夫妻二人今後生活相敬如賓,恩愛有加。”
英語賀卡祝福語
1、It seems that Christmas time is here once again,and it is time again to bring in the New Year. We wish the merriest of Christmas to you and your loved ones,and we wish you happiness and prosperity in the year ahead.
又該迎接新的一年了。我們向你及你的親人們致以最美好的祝福,願你在新的一年裡事業興旺,幸福美滿!
2、I look forward to your class after the new year.
我期待著新年過後,再上您的課。
3、In the season of joy I present my sincere wishes and kind thoughts.May the kind of New Year outshine all the rest.
在這歡樂的時節給你我最真的祝福和親切的思念,願你今年的新年比往年更璀璨。
4、Peace and love for you at New Year from all your students.
祝老師新年充滿平安和愛。
5、At New Year and always, may peace and love fill your heart,beauty fill your world,and contentment and joy fill your days.
新年的祝福,平日的希冀,願你心境祥和、充滿愛意,願你的世界全是美滿,願你一切稱心如意,快樂無比。
6、Take good care of yourself in the year ahead.
請多保重!
7、May the joy of New Year be with you throughout the year.
願新年的快樂一年四季常在。
8、On this special day I send you New Year's greetings and hope that some day soon we shall be together.
在這特殊的日子,向你致以新年的祝福,希望不久我們能相聚在一起。
9、May many fortunes find their way to you!
祝財運亨通!
10、Happy new year!
新年快樂!
11、New Year time is here. I hope you have a wonderful New Year.May every day hold happy hours for you.
新年來臨,祝新年快樂,願你時時刻刻幸福歡樂!
12、New Year comes but once a year. But when it comes it brings good cheer.
新年一年只有一次,但每次來臨都帶來喜悅。
13、Live long and proper!
多福多壽!
14、May the New Year be a time of laughter and real enjoyment for you.Best wishes.
願新年不僅是你歡笑的時刻,更是你歡喜的日子。祝福你。
15、A New Year greeting to cheer you from your daughters.
願女兒的新年祝福帶給你快樂。
16、Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.
祝節日幸福如意。
17、I want to wish you longevity and health!
願你健康長壽!
18、Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year.
衷心祝福來年快樂、幸運!
19、May your New Year be filled with special moment,warmth,peace and happiness,the joy of covered ones near, and wishing you all the joys of Christmas and a year of happiness.
願你的新年充滿溫馨,祥和,與親人團聚的快樂,祝樂陶陶,新年樂無限。
20、Warm hearted wishes for a happy New Year filled with all your favorite things.
傳統佳節之際,獻上殷殷祝福,祝新年萬事如意!
21、Wishing you peace,joy and happiness through the coming year.
在新年來臨之際,祝福你平安、快樂、幸福!
22、May the New Year bring many good things and rich blessings to you and all those you love!
願新年帶給你和你所愛的人許多美好的事物和無盡的祝福!
23、May the bright and festive glow of New Year candle warm the days all the year through.Hoping you will have a wonderful time enjoying New Year that is happy in every way.
願明亮喜慶的新年燭光溫暖一年中的每個日日夜夜,祝你歡歡喜喜度新年!
24、Best wishes for the year to come!
恭賀新禧!
25、Hope you enjoy the happiness of New Year and all the trimmings.
祝你享盡新年佳節的快樂和新年的禮品。
26、May the beauty and joy of New Year remain with you throughout the new year!
願新春美景與歡樂常伴隨你新年新年!
27、Hope all your New Year dreams come true!
願你所有的新年想都成真!
28、May you come into a good fortune!
恭喜發財!
29、I would like to wish you a joyous new year and express my hope for your happiness and good future.
祝新年快樂,並願你幸福吉祥,前程似錦。
30、Warm greetings and best wishes for the New Year!
致以熱烈的祝賀和良好的祝福,新年快樂。
31、New Year should be a time of banked-up fines, the scent of flowers and wine, good talk, good memories and loyalties renewed. But if all else is lacking-love will do.
新年是這樣美好的時光:爐火熊熊,花兒芬芳,醇酒飄香,殷殷祝福,美好回憶,恩愛日新。即便沒有一切,只要有愛便足矣。
32、Much joy to you in the up coming year. May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at New Year and stay with you all the year through.
讓溫馨的祝願、幸福的思念和友好的祝福,在新年來到你身邊,伴你左右。
33、Wishing you many future successes.
祝你今後獲得更大成就。
34、May you have the best New Year ever.
願你度過最美好的新年!
35、Thank you for not as signing homework this holiday season.
感謝您沒有留假期作業。
36、A cheery New Year hold lots of happiness for you!
給你特別的祝福,願新年帶給你無邊的幸福、如意。
37、Wishing you a sparkling New Year and bright happy New Year!May the season bring much pleasure to you.
願你的新年光彩奪目,願你的新年燦爛輝煌!佳節快樂!
38、Rich blessings for health and longevity is my special wish for you in the coming year.
祝你在新的一年裡身體健康,多福多壽。
39、New Year's greetings and best wishes!
致新年賀忱與最美好的祝福!
40、May the glow of New Year candle fill your heart with peace and pleasure and make your New Year bright.Have a love filled New Year!
願新年的燭光帶給你祥和與喜悅,祝你新年充滿愛。
41、I wish you a happy New Year.All affection and best wishes to you and yours.
以我所有的愛心與真誠祝你及全家聖誕快樂。
42、Good luck in the year ahead!
祝吉星高照!
43、Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful New Year season.
願你擁有新年所有美好的祝福。
44、Wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas.
祝福您及全家聖誕快樂。