英語繞口令大全爆笑
1、Please, Paul, pause for applause.
2、"Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?" Shirley said to Shelley.
3、Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?
4、Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.
5、Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
6、Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.
7、I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.
8、 A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.
9、It is a fine thing to sing in spring, I think.
10、Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.
11、I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.
12、In winter the weather in Wales is wild.
13、I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
14、Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.
15、Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
16、The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick.
17、Dry august and warm doth harvest no harm.
18、The cuckoo comes in April, and stays the month of May; sings a song AT midsummer, and then goes away.
19、Money the best friend of the masses, the support of the classes, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.
20、Avery's army's armory.
21、"What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice.
22、If assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me .
23、Are Archie and Audrey's archery arrows as arty as Artie's archery arrows?
24、Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs.
25、All Al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie.
26、The small ball did fall from the top of the tall wall.
27、Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building.()
28、I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes.
29、If two witches watched two watches,which witch would watch which watch?
30、Betty Botter：Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter And made her batter bitter. But a bit of better butter Makes batter better. So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.
關於練習口才的繞口令（一）
抱著灰雞上飛機，飛機起飛，灰雞要飛。
關於練習口才的繞口令（二）
手藝學不會，材料用的貴，自然會的不費，費的不貴。
關於練習口才的繞口令（三）
公園有四排石獅子，每排是十四隻大石獅子，每只大石獅子背上是一隻小石獅子，每只大石獅子腳邊是四隻小石獅子，石老師領四十四學生去數石獅子，你說共數出多少只大石獅子和多少只小石獅子。
關於練習口才的繞口令（四）
三月三，小三去登山。上山又下山。登了三次山，跑了三裡三。出了一身汗，濕了三件杉。
關於練習口才的繞口令（五）
一葫蘆酒九兩六，一葫蘆油六兩酒。九兩六的油，要換九兩六的酒，九兩六的酒，不換六兩九的油。
關於練習口才的繞口令（六）
一個半罐是半罐；兩個半罐是一罐；三個半罐是一罐半；四個半罐是兩罐；五個半罐是兩罐半；六個半罐是三滿罐；七個八個九個半罐；請你算算是多少罐。
關於練習口才的繞口令（七）
一些事沒有人做，一些人沒有事做，一些沒有事做的討論做事的人做的事；討論做事的總是沒事，一些做事的總有做不完的事，一些沒有事做得不做事不礙事，一些有事做得做了事卻有麻煩事；一些不做事的挖空心思惹事，讓做事的做不成事；不做事的希望大家都不做事，
關於練習口才的繞口令（八）
會燉我的燉凍豆腐，來燉我的燉凍豆腐，不會燉我的燉凍豆腐，別混充會燉我的燉凍豆腐，別混充會燉燉壞了我的燉凍豆腐哇。
關於練習口才的繞口令（九）
山上住著一個姓崔的，他是兩條粗腿，山后也住著個姓崔的，他有兩條粗腿，兩人山前來比腿，也不知道是崔粗腿的比崔腿粗的腿粗，還是崔腿粗比崔粗腿的腿粗。
關於練習口才的繞口令（十）
牛郎戀劉娘，劉娘念牛郎，牛郎牛年戀劉娘，劉娘年年念牛郎，郎戀娘來娘戀郎，念娘戀娘念郎戀郎，念戀娘郎，繞不暈你算我白忙。
關於練習口才的繞口令（十一）
打南邊來了個啞巴，腰裡別了個喇叭；打北邊來了個喇嘛，手裡提了個獺獁。提著獺獁的喇嘛要拿獺獁換別著喇叭的啞巴的喇叭；別著喇叭的啞巴不願拿喇叭換提著獺獁的喇嘛的獺獁。不知是別著喇叭的啞巴打了提著獺獁的喇嘛一喇叭；還是提著獺獁的喇嘛打了別著喇叭的啞巴一獺獁。喇嘛回家燉獺獁，啞巴嘀嘀噠噠吹喇叭。()
扁擔寬繞口令
扁擔長 板凳寬
扁擔長，板凳寬。
板凳沒有扁擔長，
扁擔沒有板凳寬。
扁擔要綁在板凳上，
板凳偏不讓扁擔綁在板凳上。
其它繞口令：
1、蓉子和蟲子
有個小蓉子，
提了個小籠子，
裡頭養個小紅子，
出城去捉小蟲子，
找著了蟲子，
放進了籠子，
紅子吃了蟲子。
2、渠和魚
一條小渠，住著一條小魚，
小魚想游出小渠，小渠笑小魚，
小魚小魚你太心急，長大才能遊出來。
3、碰碰船
公園裡面碰碰船，
坐著蘭蘭和南南，
南南開船碰蘭蘭，
蘭蘭開船躲南南。
蘭蘭南南碰一起，()
樂壞了南南和蘭蘭。
