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關於練習口才的繞口令

關於練習口才的繞口令(一)

抱著灰雞上飛機,飛機起飛,灰雞要飛。


關於練習口才的繞口令(二)

手藝學不會,材料用的貴,自然會的不費,費的不貴。


關於練習口才的繞口令(三)

公園有四排石獅子,每排是十四隻大石獅子,每只大石獅子背上是一隻小石獅子,每只大石獅子腳邊是四隻小石獅子,石老師領四十四學生去數石獅子,你說共數出多少只大石獅子和多少只小石獅子。


關於練習口才的繞口令(四)

三月三,小三去登山。上山又下山。登了三次山,跑了三裡三。出了一身汗,濕了三件杉。小三山上大聲喊:“離天只有三尺三”


關於練習口才的繞口令(五)

一葫蘆酒九兩六,一葫蘆油六兩酒。九兩六的油,要換九兩六的酒,九兩六的酒,不換六兩九的油。


關於練習口才的繞口令(六)

一個半罐是半罐;兩個半罐是一罐;三個半罐是一罐半;四個半罐是兩罐;五個半罐是兩罐半;六個半罐是三滿罐;七個八個九個半罐;請你算算是多少罐。


關於練習口才的繞口令(七)

一些事沒有人做,一些人沒有事做,一些沒有事做的討論做事的人做的事;討論做事的總是沒事,一些做事的總有做不完的事,一些沒有事做得不做事不礙事,一些有事做得做了事卻有麻煩事;一些不做事的挖空心思惹事,讓做事的做不成事;不做事的希望大家都不做事,

大家都不做事是不想做事的做事;做事的做不成事傷心,不做事的不做事開心。


關於練習口才的繞口令(八)

會燉我的燉凍豆腐,來燉我的燉凍豆腐,不會燉我的燉凍豆腐,別混充會燉我的燉凍豆腐,別混充會燉燉壞了我的燉凍豆腐哇。


關於練習口才的繞口令(九)

山上住著一個姓崔的,他是兩條粗腿,山后也住著個姓崔的,他有兩條粗腿,兩人山前來比腿,也不知道是崔粗腿的比崔腿粗的腿粗,還是崔腿粗比崔粗腿的腿粗。


關於練習口才的繞口令(十)

牛郎戀劉娘,劉娘念牛郎,牛郎牛年戀劉娘,劉娘年年念牛郎,郎戀娘來娘戀郎,念娘戀娘念郎戀郎,念戀娘郎,繞不暈你算我白忙。


關於練習口才的繞口令(十一)

打南邊來了個啞巴,

腰裡別了個喇叭;打北邊來了個喇嘛,手裡提了個獺獁。提著獺獁的喇嘛要拿獺獁換別著喇叭的啞巴的喇叭;別著喇叭的啞巴不願拿喇叭換提著獺獁的喇嘛的獺獁。不知是別著喇叭的啞巴打了提著獺獁的喇嘛一喇叭;還是提著獺獁的喇嘛打了別著喇叭的啞巴一獺獁。喇嘛回家燉獺獁,啞巴嘀嘀噠噠吹喇叭。()

兒童搞笑繞口令大全

嘴與腿

嘴說腿,腿說嘴,

嘴說腿愛跑腿,

腿說嘴愛賣嘴。

光動嘴不動腿,

光動腿不動嘴,

不如不長腿和嘴。


其它繞口令:

1、老爺子

南邊來個老爺子,

手裡拿碟子,

碟子裡裝茄子,

一下碰上了橛子。

打了碟子,灑了茄子,

摔壞了老爺子。


2、反正話

夾著火車上皮包。

回頭一看人咬狗。

拿起狗來打石頭,

又怕石頭咬著手。

哥哥挎筐過寬溝,

快過寬溝看怪狗,

光看怪狗瓜筐扣,

瓜滾筐扣哥怪狗。

八百標兵奔北坡,

炮兵並排北邊跑,

炮兵怕把標兵碰,

標兵怕碰炮兵炮。

斷頭臺倒吊短單刀,

歹徒登臺偷單刀,

斷頭臺塌盜跌倒,

對對單刀叮噹掉。()

英語繞口令大全爆笑

1、Please, Paul, pause for applause.

2、"Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?" Shirley said to Shelley.

3、Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?

4、Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.

5、Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.

6、Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.

7、I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.

8、 A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.

9、It is a fine thing to sing in spring, I think.

10、Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.

11、I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.

12、In winter the weather in Wales is wild.

13、I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

14、Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.

15、Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

16、The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick.

17、Dry august and warm doth harvest no harm.

18、The cuckoo comes in April, and stays the month of May; sings a song AT midsummer, and then goes away.

19、Money the best friend of the masses, the support of the classes, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.

20、Avery's army's armory.

21、"What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice.

22、If assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me .

23、Are Archie and Audrey's archery arrows as arty as Artie's archery arrows?

24、Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs.

25、All Al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie.

26、The small ball did fall from the top of the tall wall.

27、Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building.()

28、I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes.

29、If two witches watched two watches,which witch would watch which watch?

30、Betty Botter:Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter And made her batter bitter. But a bit of better butter Makes batter better. So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

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