搞笑的英文句子或短語
1、Constant dropping wears the stone.
（滴水穿石。）
2、If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.
（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
3、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
4、Misfortunes never come alone/single.
（禍不單行。）
5、Actions speak louder than words.
（行動比語言更響亮。）
6、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job
諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵！憑啥我就要工作經驗
7、From small beginning come great things.
（偉大始於渺小。）
8、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
9、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
10、Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
（無熱情成就不了偉業。）
11、Better late than never.
（遲做總比不做好；晚來總比不來好。）
12、Lifeless, faultless.
（只有死人才不犯錯誤。 ）
13、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
14、Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.
（不經災禍不知福。 ）
15、Truth never fears investigation.
（事實從來不怕調查。）
16、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk
努力工作不會導致死亡！不過我不會用自己去證明。
17、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
18、It's never too late to mend.
（過而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊補牢，猶未晚也。）
19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
20、One today is worth two tomorrows.
（一個今天勝似兩個明天。）
21、If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背後有陽光……
感悟人生的英語句子
1、A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
悲觀主義者在每一次機遇中看到困難，樂觀主義者在每一次困難中看到機遇。
2、The worst wau to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.
錯過一個人最可怕的方式就是：坐在他/她的身邊，你卻直到永遠都不會擁有他/她
3、We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
我們都生活在陰溝，但仍有些人仰望星空。
4、Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it wiht you.
不要把時間花在一個不在乎與你一起分享的人身上。
5、The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
人生的悲劇不是沒有實現目標，而是沒有目標可實現。
6、Don't use time or words carelessly .Neither can be retrieved.
不要浪費時間或出言不慎，
7、Don't be afraid to encounter risks .It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.
不要害怕冒險，正是這一個機遇才教會我們勇敢。
8、Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
只有向後看才能理解生活；但要生活得好，則必須向前看。
9、Life is not a race ,but a journey to be savored each step of the way.
人生不是一場徑賽，而是品味每一過程的旅程。
10、It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
與其做虛假的你被喜歡，不如做真實的你被討厭。
11、Yesterday is history .Tomorrow is a mystery and Today is a gift:that's why we call it “The Present”
.昨天已成為歷史，明天神秘而不可知，今天則是一個禮物，所以我們把它叫“現在”（禮物）。
12、Don't forget ,a person's greatest emotinal need is to feel appreciated.
不要忘記，一個人最重要的精神需求是得到他人的欣賞。
13、It doesn't matter what others think of you ,What matters most is How you see yourself.
不要太在意別人如何看待你；最為重要的是你如何看待你自己。
14、Don't give up when you still have something to give .Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying .
當你還有資本的時候別輕易放棄，只要你自己不停止努力，一切就不會真正結束。
15、Don't set your goals by what other people deem important .Only your know what is best for you.
不要人云亦云的確定自己的目標，只有你自己知道，對你來說什麼是最棒的。
16、Never stop smiliing, not even when you're sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.
永遠都不要停止微笑，
17、Don't be afraid to learn .Knowledge is weightless a treasure you can always carry easily.
不要害怕學習，知識是無法衡量價值的珍寶，擁有了他，你便能輕鬆上路。
18、Lies run sprints but the truth runs marathons.
謊言就像是百米短跑，而真相就像是馬拉松賽跑。
19、Try to make at least three people smile each day.
試著每天至少讓三個人微笑。
20、Love makes people forget about time, while time makes people forget about love. Don't let yesterday take up more of today.
愛情使人忘記時間，時間也使人忘記愛情。不要讓太多昨天佔據你的今天！
21、Life is a profound book. Other's notes cannot replace your own understanding. May you find and create something new in it.
生活是一本精深的書，別人的注釋代替不了自己的理解。願你有所發現，有所創造。
22、No one can change a person,but someone can be a reason for that person to change.
沒人能夠改變另一個人，但卻能成為別人改變的一個原因。
23、Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one ,so when this happens ,you'll be thankful.
也許上帝讓你在遇見那個適合的人之前遇見很多錯誤的人，所以，當這一切發生的時候，你應該心存感激。
24、For we lose not only by death, But also by leaving and being left, By changing and letting go and moving on
讓我們失去所擁有的不僅僅是死亡，還有離別和離去，還有改變，放棄和前行
25、Life is not about being hardworking, diligence and the related struggles, but more about making the right choices.
人生最困難的不是努力，
26、Knowing is not enough, we must apply; willing is not enough, we must do.
僅僅知道是不夠的，我們必須應用；僅僅願意是不夠的，我們必須行動。
27、Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been ,but also where you are going .
不要過於匆忙的走過人生，那樣不僅會使你遺忘昨天的軌跡，甚至連目的地都忘記了。
28、You may only be a person in this world, but for someone ,you're the world.
你可能只是這個世界上的一個人，但對於某人來說，你就是全世界。
個性英文語句
1、because you,because.
因為是你，因為是我。
2、nothing is impossible.
一切皆有可能。
3、Dante: You a customer too? Well……if you want to use the bathroom, help yourself, toilet's in the back.
但丁：你也是客人之一？好吧好吧……如果你想用浴室的話，請自便，衛生間在後面。
4、practice makes perfect.
熟能生巧。
5、Dante: This party's getting crazy! Let's rock!
但丁：這個舞會趨於瘋狂！讓我們大幹一場吧！
6、Dante: Easy, Fido! How about I take you out for a walk? Come on puppy, let's go!
但丁：簡單，你這個畸形怪物。我帶你出去遛遛如何？來吧，小狗，我們走！
7、money makes too much.
有錢能使鬼推磨。
8、Dante: I haven't even picked a name for this joint and I'm already getting calls.
但丁：我還沒來得及為事務所起名字就有生意上門 。
9、attitude is everything.
態度決定一切。
10、To be or not to be,it's a problem.
生存還是死亡，
11、Dante: I can already tell, looks like this is going be one hell of a party!
但丁：我能說，眼下這種局面堪比地獄盛宴。
12、united we stand, divided we fall.
合則存，分則亡。
13、Don't crush elder sister will call you flow nosebleed.
不要迷戀姐 姐會叫你流鼻血。
14、no pains no gains.
一分耕耘，一分收穫。
15、Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain. No wonder the sky looks so funny today.
但丁：嗯……這場雨真對我胃口。怪不得今天的天空看起來如此滑稽。
16、seeing is believing.
耳聽為虛，眼見為實。
