諷刺人的英語句子，看老外是如何諷刺人的

諷刺人的英語句子，看老外是如何諷刺人的

1、Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.

他肯定是趁著救生員不備，

2、A room temperature IQ.

IQ和室溫一樣高。

3、During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

進化時，他的祖先肯定是當權者。（意思是要不是走後門，他怎麼有機會進化成人）

4、He has two brains; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

他有兩個大腦，一個丟了，另一個去找了。

5、If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

如果他再笨點，就要一周給他澆兩次水了（把他當作植物看待）

6、Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he just gargled.

別人暢飲智慧之泉，他只是拿來漱口。

7、It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

他要花一個半小時來觀察一小時。

8、He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achievethem.

他給自己設定的標準很低，但每次還是達不到。

9、If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

如果你用一分錢買他的想法，